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    Vatican Assassin by Mike Luoma
    Science Fiction

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    BERNARD CAMPION'S friends call him "BC". Not that he has a lot of friends. You don't make a lot of friends when you're an assassin. His mission: eliminate the governor of Luna Prime, Meredith McEntyre. His bosses, The Office of Papal Operations: The OPO, tell him she's been sympathizing with the enemy, the Universal Islamic Nation (UIN). His boss? BC works for the Pope. It's 2109, a time of war. BC is 'officially' assigned as PR man to the Vatican Mission on Luna Prime, the major city on The Moon, as his cover. Just a mild mannered, young, twenty-something priest working for the New catholic Church on public relations. But he's really a weapon pointed at the UIN by the NcC and their Earth based allies, the Universal Trade Zone, the UTZ.


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    By: Mike L
    Hi Woody! Learning from one's mistakes is what it's all about. I hope you'll keep going with Vatican Assassin if you're still listening to it. It gets better! I have to admit, I cringe now when I go back and listen to my earliest episodes... the read was fast, and my editing made it even faster. As I wrote before, my day job is in radio (pointfm.com) here in Vermont. Learning the proper pace took some "unlearning" on my part. One more thing? Vatican Assassin was my first novel, and my writing (I think!) has improved as I've worked at it. Don't get me wrong, I'm still very proud of Vatican Assassin, and it is the start of the trilogy, but I believe Vatican Ambassador is a better book and a better podcast. The book has been out almost a year now, but the podcast is ongoing. I'm still reading the chapters week by week. If you think the storyline has promise, I hope you'll continue into book two. You may even find some explanation for things that seem, well, "jaunty" right now. Thanks for checking out the podcast! Mike

    By: Woody
    I have to agree with Jeff: Slow down! Breathe! I feel like my player is playing the audio at 1.5x! Now to a less humorous comment: I don't care what the church does in the future, but I am sure that their dialog would not be so "jaunty". Even when discussing events of some "gravity" they seem to be enjoying themselves and be joking, somehow I don't think that assassins and their employees would be so lighthearted. Other than that the story line has potential.

    By: Mike L
    Got good news from Evo... the sequel to "Vatican Assassin", "Vatican Ambassador" goes live this Wednesday, December 19th! The adventures of BC continue... We'll pick up the action about 3 months after the end of "Vatican Assassin"... see you there?

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Chapters


Title Description Date Created
Chapter One
(4.22 MB)
Governor Meredith McEntyre has invited the opposing sides in an ongoing war to a peace conference at Lunar Prime, the city she governs on the Moon. Does she realize she's putting her life on the line for peace?Aug 21, 2007
Chapter Two
(5.67 MB)
BC tries to get away with murder... And tries to rationalize his line of work.Aug 21, 2007
Chapter Three
(4.75 MB)
BC's trip through Lunar Prime, the old Reagan Station, continues.Aug 21, 2007
Chapter Four
(5.33 MB)
BC meets with The Cardinal and speaks with the new Governor, Marc Edwards.Aug 21, 2007
Chapter Five
(6.45 MB)
BC meets the grieving widower of his latest victim fist-to-face in the Governor's Office.Aug 21, 2007
Chapter Six
(3.31 MB)
BC attends the funeral of Meredith McEntyre, UIN reps leave Lunar Prime as UIN warships approach... Aug 27, 2007
Chapter Seven
(7.17 MB)
Vatican City is under attack. The Pope isn't answering BC's calls. Lunar Prime is under fire. Worse, BC's recorded as he tries to call the Pope on his cover communications unit! He's got to chase the woman down... Aug 27, 2007
Chapters Eight and Nine
(4.28 MB)
BC comes to his senses, bruised and battered. What happened?Aug 27, 2007
Chapter Ten
(2.52 MB)
BC finally checks in with his boss... Pope Peter The Second! Aug 27, 2007
Chapter Eleven
(6.55 MB)
BC gets new orders. A mission to Fortune Station... Aug 27, 2007
Chapter Twelve
(7.95 MB)
BC reads and preps for his next mission, but has to calm Governor Edwards down after Daniel McEntyre gives Edwards a UIN report on BC's true occupation. BC "levels" with Edwards about his work for the Office of Papal Operations, the OPO.Sep 17, 2007
Chapter Thirteen
(15.89 MB)
BC meets Captain Adrian Longeux and boards his ship, the "Paladin IV", for the trip to Fortune Station. Longeux is a hardcore, evidently truly devout member of the New catholic Church and is only too glad to be transporting a priest. BC changes the topic, asks the Captain if he's ever seen a "Flasher".Sep 17, 2007
Chapter Fourteen
(9.21 MB)
The "Paladin IV" is attacked as they near Fortune Station! A UIN scout ship opens fire on the ship. On the plus side, BC no longer has to worry about faking his way through saying a Sunday Mass for the good captain Longeux. On the down side, they may not make it to Fortune Station! And a little praying might not be a bad idea, after all... Sep 17, 2007
Chapter Fifteen
(13.2 MB)
BC makes his way into Fortune Station through a darkened section of the orbital outpost. He needs to find and kill the cult leader known as "The Light". Half the place seems deserted, used for storage. As he makes his way towards the light, BC runs into cultists armed with clubs and pipes!Sep 17, 2007
Chapter Sixteen
(14.92 MB)
BC wakes up in the company of the man he's come to kill, the former Cardinal and cult leader self-christened "The Light". The Light has BC thrown into a closet-sized cell. BC tries to keep it together as they begin to work him over, body, mind and soul... Sep 17, 2007
Chapter Seventeen
(9 MB)
BC continues to resist The Light's attempts to get him to confess his sins... or is that brainwashing?Sep 26, 2007
Chapter Eighteen
(19.99 MB)
BC has an encounter/vision/dream? while he's locked up by The Light.Sep 26, 2007
Chapter Nineteen
(20.44 MB)
The Light's second in command, Father Kim, approaches BC with an alarming proposition!Sep 26, 2007
Chapter Twenty
(13.03 MB)
BC finally sees The Light?Sep 26, 2007
Chapter Twenty-One
(10.2 MB)
BC enjoys a short stay in Vatican City... aside from a rather unpleasant conversation with Pope Peter!Nov 4, 2007
Chapter Twenty-Two
(19.12 MB)
BC travels back to the Moon and gets off on the wrong foot as he meets his new "tutor", the Reverend Swan. He suffers a massive headache on his flight back. Once back on the Moon, the Cardinal has an interesting revelation for BC! Nov 4, 2007
Chapter Twenty-Three
(4.65 MB)
A quick chapter as BC has both lunch with Governor Marc Edwards of Lunar Prime and another killer headache.Nov 4, 2007
Chapter Twenty-Four
(21.91 MB)
An old "friend" out of BC's shady past shows up unannounced to help complicate BC's life a little further. Let's meet Fiza...Dec 3, 2007
Chapter Twenty-Five
(15.5 MB)
BC is racked by headaches... one of which is Fiza!Dec 3, 2007
Chapter Twenty-Six
(8.22 MB)
BC and Fiza visit Wentworth Station. Wentworth Station can be a very dangerous place...Dec 3, 2007
Chapter Twenty-Seven
(8.98 MB)
BC finds himself under attack as he travels home from Wentworth Station, finds he must detour towards another familiar destination...Dec 3, 2007
Chapter Twenty-Eight
(7.51 MB)
BC returns to Fortune Station, now a very different place than he left. And the UIN attack in force!Dec 3, 2007
Chapter Twenty-Nine
(6.48 MB)
BC flees Fortune Station on a UTZ Transport.Dec 3, 2007
Chapter Thirty
(9.55 MB)
BC gets to ride on the bridge as the UTZ Transport heads back to Lunar Prime and into a pitched battle with UIN forces!Dec 3, 2007
Chapter Thirty-One
(12.85 MB)
BC lands amid the rubble and ruin on Lunar Prime. The final chapter of "Vatican Assassin".Dec 3, 2007