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The Plump Buffet by ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama
Humor
ADULT: Adult oriented themes, language and situations. Content not suitable for minors.
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THE PLUMP BUFFET - a romantic kinky curvy cat cult comedy.
VALENTINE'S DAY RELEASE! The Plump Buffet is a cast-production BDSM
radio play about a sex cult in the desert... and they're all cats.
WARNING: "The Plump Buffet" is comedic literature with sexual motifs. If you are not of legal age, you should not listen. You should also not listen if literature with sexual motifs is not permitted in your community. You are also not to listen if you are easily offended by such material. But compared to network TV, it's a wholesome story... no one dies.
-THE PLUMP BUFFET: it's not a love triangle, it's a love polygon.
--THE PLUMP BUFFET is "Fritz the Cat" meets "Showdown at Waco."
--50 women aren't 50 times the fun, they're 50 times the hassle. And one of them always feels like killing you.
CREDITS FOR THE PLUMP BUFFET:
Story by ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama.
Narrator: George Earth. Voice actors: ThornDaddy, Dollie Llama, Estrus Goodspeed, penelope x.k. moi, George Earth. Audio production: ThornDaddy. Directed by ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama.
Music by ThornDaddy. Lyrics and vocals: Dollie Llama and ThornDaddy. Bass guitar: ThornDaddy. Guitars: Officer Hutsskew, Marky the Sod. Drums: London May. Music produced and mixed by ThornDaddy.
Cover art: F. Wertham. Name "Plump Buffet" suggested by L. Lamb ("Baa Baa!")
Thanks to marion (House Of Reason), Illicit Shane, and Erin for audio proofing help.
ABOUT THE AUTHORS:
ThornDaddy and Dollie Llama are an ecstatically married couple living in Southern California. They did the Podiobook Diary of an S and M Romance.
They produce a free weekly BDSM Podcast called Submission and Coffee.
This work is licensed under a
Creative Commons Attribution-No Derivative Works- 3.0 United States License.
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By: James
Great fun:) Conjured up images of Meet the Feebles and Fritz the Cat with a dose of Submission and Coffee. Pretty far out.By: Kitiara
As much as this book should be animated, it doesn't need to be. The narration and detail paint such a clear view in your head as you follow the tale of Dick Goodman and his cult of curvy kitties. Thank you ThornDaddy and Dollie for another wonderful piece of art.
Chapters
| Title | Description | Date Created |
| Episode One. Act 1, Part 1. Tell Momma Mary What's Wrong, Sweetie (26.57 MB) | Meet Dick Goodman, horny computer geek. A wise woman helps out. Watch Dick discover kink. Be a kitty in the corner as Dick finds females who live to serve. See him craft his "tiny plan for world domination." Cheer as Dick gathers his team of luxurious subbies. Hear Dick telling off his boss. So... pull up a chair, open a cold beer, kick back, and watch and listen as Dick and his first three gals climb into bed and pet, love, lick and laugh. | Feb 14, 2008 |
| Episode Two. Act 1, Part 2. Pussy Begets Pussy (26.91 MB) | Learn as Dick demonstrates how to make an obnoxious panhandler give YOU a dollar. Dick collars his first kitty. More girls join up. We meet Mother, the Fuckers, and Mother's "little bitches." Mother teaches Dick that "pussy begets pussy." Then someone gives Dick a piece of paper that changes his fucking life. Dick sees the first signs of unrest in the cattery, then someone threatens to cut off his balls. And Dick's about to find out just how crazy a crazy girl can be. | Feb 14, 2008 |
| Episode Three. Act 2, Part 1. Birth of Dick Goodman, Master of Cats (23.43 MB) | The kitties go out into the desert. The cult begins and many more girls show up. There's panty sniffing, kitty piles, tunnel holes, The Art of War, and some really pissed off rednecks. Dick can't keep track of the girls, so he renames them all "Debbie." We find out the interesting truth about Dick's boss' sexual predilections. And a pack of peeping baby chicks try to wreck Dick's day. | Feb 14, 2008 |
| Episode Four. Act 2, Part 2. My Mouth Is Ready, May It Do Him Ease (25.98 MB) | White robes, babies being launched and desert bugs. Our happy little furverts run wild in the desert, and know that they're going to be taken care of in this life, and the next. Dick pulls out his oral BDSM contract with the girls and explains why no one's to be naked unless he says so. We meet some bible humpers who are somewhere to the right of Genghis Khan, and someone holds a gun to someone's head. We enjoy some satin and sleaze as the girls all strut their stuff for Daddy. We witness a portent of the final days, someone else draws a gun, then Dick gets a few new toys. (Bonus points: the first person to name their band "The Stacy Contingent" wins a prize.) | Feb 20, 2008 |
| Episode Five. Act 3, Part 1. Countdown to Chaos (16.6 MB) | The three good girls show what their hearts feel by kneeling, as the world starts to collapse around them. Names are added to the "Golden Floppy Disc of Redemption" as the Sheriff reaches the end of his rope. We meet a bulldog from out of town, and a well-dressed mink crashes the party. (Tune in next week for the thrilling conclusion of "The Plump Buffet", then stay subscribed for the three bonus episodes after that!) | Feb 20, 2008 |
| Episode Six. Act 3, Part 2. A Hero is Someone Who Interferes With the Karma of Others (19.9 MB) | A man of God beseeches the almighty in prayer for the souls of Dick and all the girls. They stay the calm in the storm, as Dick teaches us what it really means to be a hero. The three bears of the apocalypse ride in, and now all the kitties are tamed. (Thus concludes, "The Plump Buffet" proper. But stay tuned and subscribed for three bonus episodes, two that are simply the bitchin' songs we wrote and recorded as "MOTHER AND THE FUCKERS", with no intro or outro on the files, for your dancing and dining pleasure, and one episode of hi-larious outtakes from the recording of our fabulous voice actors.) | Feb 20, 2008 |
| Bonus Track - I Love My Little Bitches (8.6 MB) | Mother and the Fuckers performing "I Love My Little Bitches" Encoded at 320 K! | Feb 20, 2008 |
| Bonus Track - Dick and the Debbies (3.26 MB) | Mother and the Fuckers performing "Dick and the Debbies" Encoded at 320 K! | Feb 20, 2008 |
| Outtakes from The Plump Buffet (36 MB) | Fun flubs and behind-the-scenes audio footage from the voice actors recording their parts. THIS THE FINAL EPISODE OF "The Plump Buffet". Thank you for listening. And be sure to tell two friends. | Feb 20, 2008 |