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Chapters


Title Description Date Created
Episode 1
(38.16 MB)
Barney has a rude awakening when joining his first ship: He is expecting to sail the next day to far off distant lands but finds the ship still in build with a skeleton crew and a lot of learning to do.May 30, 2008
Episode 2
(39 MB)
So much to learn: About the ship, the navy, other men, rum, bum and backy.May 30, 2008
Episode 3
(33.69 MB)
Meeting the rest of the new crew. His first run ashore and an eye opening intro to his fellow messmates.May 30, 2008
Episode 4
(45.85 MB)
A funny way to learn about how the navy handles a nuclear attack. The fate-full Commissioning Ceremony and Cocktail party.May 30, 2008
Episode 5
(40.5 MB)
At last HMS Conway sets sail for 'sunny climes'. A taste of what's to come.May 30, 2008
Episode 6
(46.34 MB)
His new life aboard Conway starts to unfold. The unwritten laws of men living in such close proximity he has to learn very quickly.Jun 3, 2008
Episode 7
(48.54 MB)
Did Barney really want to know what a 'cake and arse' party was? The old shipwright was right after all.Jun 3, 2008
Episode 8
(36.87 MB)
Dodo finds himself in trouble on top of the funnel. Peppey has his arse kicked by a future father-in-law.Jun 3, 2008
Episode 9
(38.25 MB)
An exciting "ugly-night" doesnt turn out quite so ugly after all.Jun 3, 2008
Episode 10
(37.12 MB)
At long last Conway eventually heads for the Far East and naked breast. First stop Gibraltar then on to Malta. Barney cannot wait.Jun 5, 2008
Episode 11
(33.24 MB)
Conway goes to the rescue of a Merchantman, The Isle of Dunray, in distress.Jun 13, 2008
Episode 12
(36.42 MB)
Barney feeds the gulls that follow Conway in her wake. Mombasa gives the first glimmer of naked breastJun 13, 2008
Episode 13
(2.41 MB)
Dodo meets Zoe and there is a lot of sex education to be had by the boys.Jun 13, 2008
Episode 14
(27.56 MB)
Henry, Peppy and Barney set out on a very memorable run ashore in Mombasa.Jun 13, 2008
Episode 15
(22.33 MB)
A tragic and sad farewell to a good friend.Jun 13, 2008
Episode 16
(27.47 MB)
The formidable Crater City of AdenJun 13, 2008
Episode 17
(30.05 MB)
Tug tries to sink the ship from the inside. Barney gets a dose of inflamation.Jun 13, 2008
Episode 18
(50.36 MB)
An unusual postal delivery "You All!" A pantomime at sea for Christmas sets the mess a glowing with nostalgia.Jun 13, 2008
Episode 19
(28.03 MB)
Annie's Bar in Sembawang Village takes to the New Zealand rugby field and not many tries are scored!Jun 13, 2008
Episode 20
(29.64 MB)
Real love always comes from a very unexpected angle.Jun 13, 2008
Episode 21
(40.64 MB)
Peppy puts his bottom to the wall and gets criticesed for it.Jun 24, 2008
Episode 22
(30.09 MB)
A New Year's Night never ever to forget. Barney now knows what emotional hurt really means.Jun 24, 2008
Episode 23
(27.71 MB)
The Ugly Board starts to be created and the hardy tars prepare to enter the eye of the storm.Jun 24, 2008
Episode 24
(28.96 MB)
A football match that ends in unusual circumstances of language! Barney learns the meaning of regional accents.Jun 24, 2008
Episode 25
(47.81 MB)
"Don't bother going ashore in Cochin" the captain advised - there is nothing to do - so save your money for Hong Kong. Good advice or bad?Jun 24, 2008
Episode 26
(44.71 MB)
Barney gets his first taste of business but he has no idea what he is learning and neither do Customs and Excise.Jun 24, 2008
Episode 27
(55.76 MB)
Deigo Lankowi gives them an idealic background for a banyan of banyans. The naked breasts come into view.Sep 2, 2008
Episode 28
(50.49 MB)
A weeks leave in Hong Kong with Aunty Maud and Uncle Jinsky. How the other side live and what it can bring.Sep 2, 2008
Episode 29
(36.75 MB)
The night life in Kagoshima isn't quite what anybody expected. A real Japanese culture shock for all.Sep 2, 2008
Episode 30
(41.83 MB)
Onward to Australia, the Philippines and ... or where?Sep 2, 2008