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    Handbook for the Criminally Insane by Brian Holtz
    Humor

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    Monica just moved to the small town of Redmondsburg.

    Little did she know her house is haunted, an army of zombies is waiting to attack, a serial killer is on the loose and a demon Chihuahua plans to sacrifice her on Halloween.

    With the help of a new friend (who isn't quite human) Monica is set to have the time of her life trying to avoid the time of her death.


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Chapters


Title Description Date Created
Killing, the serial way
(29.34 MB)
Monica moves to town with hopes for a fresh start. Thomas Able is dead, and finds that his freshness has expired. Oct 2, 2009
Choosing a victom
(31.98 MB)
Monica meets a new friend as Tom struggles with an unsatisfying afterlife.Oct 2, 2009
Recognizing Psychopathic Urges
(26.2 MB)
Monica and Betty's day at the carnival.Oct 2, 2009
Maintaining control
(27.65 MB)
om and Wayne attempt to lure Monica across the road.Oct 3, 2009
Awareness of Your Environment
(24.42 MB)
A shopping trip sparks Monica's suspicions about her new friend. Also, the ghost of a little girl washes her dishes.Oct 4, 2009
Developing the Taste
(31.01 MB)
Doctor Dillon Ramsey and his wife Renae... paranormal investigators. Oct 6, 2009
Physical Evidence
(28.87 MB)
Dillon and Renae are captured, and Betty tells Monica a secret.Oct 7, 2009
Full Sociopathic Needs
(33.07 MB)
A confrontation with a demon. Oct 10, 2009
The Do's and Don'ts of Breaking and Entering
(32.55 MB)
Suzanne shows up unexpectedly and the women move the bodies.Oct 15, 2009
The Implements of Destruction
(37.4 MB)
The group prepares for Halloween.Oct 18, 2009
A Basic Overview of Stalking
(35.47 MB)
Gary pays Wanda a visit. Monica and the others venture into the underground mausoleum. Oct 23, 2009
Getting Away with Murder
(31.76 MB)
Peggy is reunited with her killer.Oct 25, 2009
Pleading Criminal Insanity
(31.61 MB)
Betty shuts down, leaving Monica alone in the crypt. Nov 2, 2009
The Kill
(39.52 MB)
The final showdown.Nov 5, 2009