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hackoff.com by Tom Evslin
Mystery
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Larry Lazard, CEO of hackoff.com, takes his company public and watches its stock price soar and collapse. Following a hostile takeover attempt, Lazard is found dead in his office of an apparently self-inflicted gunshot wound.
Author Tom Evslin, a serial CEO, also took a company public in the Internet bubble and fought off hostile takeover attempts in the subsequent rubble. Unlike Larry, Evslin lived to tell what may be the definitive story of those strange times.
The mystery moves backwards and forwards around the time of Larry's death. Sex, power, money, farce, and tragedy mix in boardrooms and bedrooms, the parties of the World Economic Forum in Davos, and the smoky stairway of the South Tower of the World Trade Center.
hackoff.com - not a porn site - provides anti-hacker protection for e-commerce. Larry Lazard started the business after his release from prison to which he was sentenced for a confessed hacker attack on banks.
The folks at hackoff track the company's stock price with fatal fascination; an online chat board provides a Greek chorus of contradictory explanations and expectations; analysts spin golden fantasies from websites and eyeballs; traders conjure real fortunes at their trading desks; and everyone who can clamors for "friends and family" stock.
hackoff.com's characters include CFO Donna Langhorne, Larry's ex-lover and classmate from Harvard Business School and a former swimsuit model; Chief Technical Officer Dom Montain, who dropped out of Caltech to write video games; Detective Mark Cohen, NYPD, who's investigating Larry's death; Larry's wife Louise, who is certain her husband was murdered; and Ahmed Qali, who represents a group of Palestinian programmers in Jenin to which hackoff out-sources work. Along with the bankers, CEOs, and CFOs of dotcom America, are eavesdropping limo drivers and waiters, venture capitalists, hackers, terrorists, and the victims and heroes of 9/11.
If you've ever wanted to be a fly on the wall of the boardrooms, private jets, and ornate meeting rooms of brokerage firms, hackoff.com gives you your chance. You'll be better prepared for the next bubble if you read this book but that's not why you'll eagerly download each online episode. You'll do that because the cleverly woven mystery will have you dying to know whodunit.

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Audio Quality:
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By: Bert
Audio quality is not very good, but the story and the way it's told is absolutely great! It's compelling right from the start. We could do with more excellent books like this.By: ducatisti
I enjoyed this book, in spite of a few things that would keep it from being pay-worthy: 1. Audio quality - as others have mentioned, the fade in/out and some scratchy recordings make it tough to keep volume control at a good level. 2. The first few chapters of 'data' should be condensed. I understand this is the narrative voice of the entire novel, and you're setting the tone - but these news stories, blog accounts and financial reports are boooooring when read in their entirety. Excerpts would have served the same purpose, and kept readers' interest much more readily. 3. Switching to a semi-dramatic read on a few chapters didn't work well for me. Audio quality on these in particular was just abysmal, making me actually skip through 2 1/2 chapters on my first listen (I went back through and listened to them on my second listen).By: Nick
Great story. While I initially struggled with the narration quality, it almost evolved into a literary tool, only available in audio format. I don't image Mr. Evslin did this intentionally, but, in the end, it definitely worked. Very good story, requires patience, but it's worth it.
Chapters
| Title | Description | Date Created |
| Chapter One, Episode One: Morning April Fool's Day 2003 (4.31 MB) | hackoff.com CEO Larry Lazard is found dead in his office of a gunshot would. The press release is on the wire and the chat group is chatting. Trading in hackoff.com stock (hofc) is, however,expected to resume shortly. | Feb 1, 2006 |
| Chapter One, Episode Two: Morning April Fool's Day 2003 (6.25 MB) | NYPD detective Mark Cohen begins his interview with hackoff.com CFO Donna Langhorne. Terry White is the guest star playing Donna in the audio of this episode. | Feb 1, 2006 |
| Chapter One, Episode Three: Morning April Fool's Day 2003 (4.42 MB) | The interview of Donna Langhorne by Detective Cohen continues. She tells about the last time she saw Larry alive and gives her alibi for the time of his death. Terry White is the guest star playing Donna in the audio of this episode. | Feb 1, 2006 |
| Chapter Two, Episode One: The Beauty Contest, Feb. 1999 (6.1 MB) | The hackoff.com Board of Directors discusses the possibility of going public. | Feb 1, 2006 |
| Chapter Two, Episode Two: The Beauty Contest, Feb. 1999 (11.41 MB) | Bankers from Barcourt and Brotherson pitch Larry and Donna on why their bank should be selected to lead the hackoff.com IPO. Larry is rude. | Feb 1, 2006 |
| Chapter Two, Episode Three: The Beauty Contest, Feb. 1999 (5.68 MB) | On the phone and in email, hackoff.com executives and Board members discuss the possible choice of Barcourt and Brotherson to lead the banker team for the hackoff IPO | Mar 31, 2006 |
| Chapter Two, Episode Four: The Beauty Contest, Feb. 1999 (6.72 MB) | At RR Donnelly the draft prospectus (red herring) is finalized and transmitted to the SEC, a key step in going public. Board members Joseph Windaw and Joanne Ankers find some privacy at the harvard Club. | Mar 31, 2006 |
| Chapter Three, Episode One: The Roadshow, June 1999 (3.31 MB) | The hackoff.com team and their bankers prepare for the roadshow leading to the hackoff IPO. Larry has a loud showdown with the bankers over costs. | Mar 31, 2006 |
| Chapter Three, Episode Two: The Roadshow, June 1999 (2.93 MB) | The team flies to Geneva where the roadshow will begin. Donna and Rachel have an uncomfortable drink. | Mar 31, 2006 |
| Chapter Three, Episode Three: The Roadshow, June 1999 (3.97 MB) | The roadshow team is en route via Concorde from London to New York for the US portion of the trip. "Friends and family" stock are on their minds. | Mar 31, 2006 |
| The Roadshow, 5/99 (5.88 MB) | The roadshow team is at Semper Investments in Boston for the all-important pitch to fund manager Tom Chen. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Roadshow, 5/99 (8.79 MB) | On the private jet going from Boston to Ft. Worth, the team discusses the Semper pitch and the order which followed. In Ft. Worth, Larry and Donna relive some of their b-school days. | May 15, 2006 |
| The IPO,5/29 - 5/30/99 (4.5 MB) | Larry bargains with both his Board and the bankers over the price at which hackoff will come public. | May 15, 2006 |
| The IPO,5/29 - 5/30/99 (3.58 MB) | hackoff.com (NASDAQ:HOFC) is public! Larry watches trading begin on the Barcourt trading floor. | May 15, 2006 |
| The IPO,5/29 - 5/30/99 (4.03 MB) | Now that hackoff.com is public, it has a chat board. They chat. And Larry is greeted as hero back in the office. | May 15, 2006 |
| The IPO,5/29 - 5/30/99 (4.2 MB) | Against the wishes of Barcourt and the advice of his lawyer, Larry risks an appearance on CNNfn's "Meet the Money. | May 15, 2006 |
| The IPO,5/29 - 5/30/99 (2.57 MB) | The chat group and Larry's wife Louise both comment on his TV appearance - in very different ways. | May 15, 2006 |
| Dom's Game 4/1/03 (3.64 MB) | In the first episode of Chapter 5, Detective Mark Cohen begins his interview of hackoff.com CTO and super-hacker Dom Montain. | May 15, 2006 |
| Dom's Game 4/1/03 (8.39 MB) | Detective Cohen continues his interview with Dom Montain. He is particularly interested in what happened after a stormy staff meeting on the day Larry died. | May 15, 2006 |
| Dom's Game 4/1/03 (6.84 MB) | Donna chairs her first staff meeting as CEO. It is clear that things will be different than they were when Larry was running the show. | May 15, 2006 |
| Dom's Game 4/1/03 (3.23 MB) | There is email fallout from the staff meeting Donna chaired. | May 15, 2006 |
| Dom's Game 4/1/03 (3.28 MB) | Dom and Donna discuss who left the (software) backdoor open. | May 15, 2006 |
| Davos, 1/26 - 2/1/00 (6.13 MB) | World Economic Forum | May 15, 2006 |
| Davos, 1/26 - 2/1/00 (5.14 MB) | Larry leads a luncheon seminar on corporate governance at the World Economic Forum in Davos. The European and American views differ. Israel agree with the US. | May 15, 2006 |
| Davos, 1/26 - 2/1/00 (3.12 MB) | Larry meets Simon Peres and agrees to help Palestinians. | May 15, 2006 |
| Davos, 1/26 - 2/1/00 (4.48 MB) | Larry does a live TV interview from Davos and the chat group chats about it. | May 15, 2006 |
| Davos, 1/26 - 2/1/00 (4.96 MB) | It's the night of the big dinners at Davos. Larry antagonizes some accountants and learns about telecom capacity swaps. | May 15, 2006 |
| Davos, 1/26 - 2/1/00 (6.14 MB) | Chapter 6 continues with national party night at Davos. Larry and Lousie and their new friends the Rostovs wander from Mauritius through France and the US in their quest for the fabled Russian party. | May 15, 2006 |
| Davos, 1/26 - 2/1/00 (4.19 MB) | Larry meets with Mahmud Assan about outsourcing work to the Palestinians. | May 15, 2006 |
| Davos, 1/26 - 2/1/00 (1.79 MB) | In the final episode of Chapter 6 and the final day at Davos, Larry feels benign. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Secondary, 2/3 - 3/28/00 (4.3 MB) | In the first episode of chapter 7, Louise and Larry Lazard are flying home from Davos on the Concorde discussing a secondary offering of hackoff.com stock - their personal liquidity event. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Secondary, 2/3 - 3/28/00 (6.82 MB) | In episode 2 of chapter 7, Larry negotiates hard with his VC board members over who gets to sell how many shares in the secondary. In the podcast version, Larry Lazard is played by Matt Blumberg, Joseph Windaw by Brad Feld, Joanne Ankers by Stephanie Miller and Franklin Adams by Fred Wilson. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Secondary, 2/3 - 3/28/00 (8.39 MB) | Negotiations between Larry and his VCs over who sells what in the secondary are close to breakdown. In the podcast version, Larry Lazard is played by Matt Blumberg, Louise Lazard by Kelly Evans, Joseph Windaw by Brad Feld, Joanne Ankers by Stephanie Miller and Franklin Adams by Fred Wilson. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Secondary, 2/3 - 3/28/00 (8.39 MB) | There's action in the stock of both hackoff.com and Big Router. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Secondary, 2/3 - 3/28/00 (3.68 MB) | Larry wants the iHudson deal closed before the roadshow for the secondary. Frank Folger says it'll happen. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Secondary, 2/3 - 3/28/00 (5.89 MB) | Larry and Donna are on the roadshow for the hackoff.com secondary and are back at Semper talking to Tom Chen. The atmosphere is different than it was during the IPO. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Secondary, 2/3 - 3/28/00 (6.52 MB) | A storm has closed Boston's Logan Airport. But Larry and Donna need to get from there to New York for an important breakfast presentation. Larry takes executive action. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Secondary, 2/3 - 3/28/00 (2.73 MB) | Larry and Donna take the hackoff.com secondary roadshow to Texas where they meet - and answer - some skepticism. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Secondary, 2/3 - 3/28/00 (3.24 MB) | Larry and Donna have an uneasy conference call with Frank Folger about prospects for the quarter. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Secondary, 2/3 - 3/28/00 (5.21 MB) | Larry and Donna discuss strategy for improving quarterly results. Frank Folger tries to help with some email. | Jul 25, 2006 |
| The Secondary, 2/3 - 3/28/00 (2.35 MB) | The roadshow is all over but the pricing. The hackoff.com board meets by phone. | Jul 25, 2006 |
| The Secondary, 2/3 - 3/28/00 (3.55 MB) | Larry and Rachel fly back to NJ in the corporate jet. Louise and Ahmed meet them at the airport. | May 15, 2006 |
| Vaginata 4/2/03 (3.49 MB) | Detective Mark Cohen begins his interview of newly-widowed Louise. | May 15, 2006 |
| Vaginata 4/2/03 (5.77 MB) | Detective Cohen's interview of Louise Lazard continues in the second episode of Chapter 8. It appears he doesn't understand women well. | May 15, 2006 |
| Vaginata 4/2/03 (3.92 MB) | As Detective Cohen's interview of Louise continues, she talks about their friends' reaction to the Lazard's new-found wealth and how the friends dealt with their own "friends-and-family" stock. | May 15, 2006 |
| Vaginata 4/2/03 (4.71 MB) | Detective Cohen's interview of Lousie Lazard concludes with her descrition of her "investigation." | May 15, 2006 |
| Vaginata 4/2/03 (2.61 MB) | The results of Larry's autopsy are surprising! | May 15, 2006 |
| Vaginata 4/2/03 (3.66 MB) | Turns out Larry blogs - about mushrooms. | May 15, 2006 |
| Vaginata 4/2/03 (4.71 MB) | Detective Cohen is worried about Lousie Lazard's safety. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Fall, 4/1 - 6/30/00 (4.26 MB) | Aunt Hattie, who works at Merrill Lynch, doesn't think the Lazards are managing their new-found liquidity very well. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Fall, 4/1 - 6/30/00 (5.69 MB) | NASDAQ seems to be in freefall. Larry waits for the (green) shoe to drop. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Fall, 4/1 - 6/30/00 (3.1 MB) | Joanne Ankers' career is in danger and Joseph Windaw takes defensive action. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Fall, 4/1 - 6/30/00 (6.21 MB) | hackoff.com is hit with a class action suit. Find out why this makes Donna Langhorne particularly angry in this episode. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Fall, 4/1 - 6/30/00 (4.52 MB) | Donna and her husband have a serious discussion about the charges his firm bought against her company. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Fall, 4/1 - 6/30/00 (6.87 MB) | Larry gets bad news at a hackoff staff meeting and reacts... badly. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Fall, 4/1 - 6/30/00 (8.26 MB) | Dom has a new product idea... even if the latest updates to the old one are late. | May 15, 2006 |
| The Fall, 4/1 - 6/30/00 (7.34 MB) | Larry, Donna, and Aaron discuss how to deal with the "possibility" of a weak quarter. The chat group has the last word in the last episode of chapter 9. | May 15, 2006 |
| 9/11/01 - The Half Life of Surprise (4.17 MB) | The world goes about its business early on the morning of 9/11. The hackoff.com management team is on their way to a meeting in the World Trade Center. | May 15, 2006 |
| 9/11/01 - The Half Life of Surprise (5.71 MB) | Bankers have a proposal for hackoff.com and antihack. American Flight 11 from Boston is hijacked. | May 15, 2006 |
| 9/11/01 - The Half Life of Surprise (7.38 MB) | As oblivious as most of the rest of the world is to events in American skies, the bankers present their Power Point slides showing SWOTs (Strengths, Weaknesses, Opportunities, and Threats) of both hackoff and antihack. | May 15, 2006 |
| 9/11/01 - The Half Life of Surprise (4.89 MB) | FAA:Hi. Boston Center TMU, we have a problem here. | May 15, 2006 |
| 9/11/01 - The Half Life of Surprise (9.08 MB) | Larry and Dom are in the crowded stairwells of the south tower. | May 15, 2006 |
| 9/11/01 - The Half Life of Surprise (10.02 MB) | Nothing will ever be the same. | May 15, 2006 |
| Bear Hug, 2/19 - 2/25/02 (7.67 MB) | hackoff.com prepares to announce disappointing quarterly results. | May 15, 2006 |
| Bear Hug, 2/19 - 2/25/02 (5.01 MB) | The chat group chats and Larry doesn't like what he sees. | May 15, 2006 |
| Bear Hug, 2/19 - 2/25/02 (11.43 MB) | Larry and Donna talk to the analysts. It's not a happy call. | May 15, 2006 |
| Bear Hug, 2/19 - 2/25/02 (7.18 MB) | Larry gets a call from antihack CEO George Wrobly with a proposal. | May 15, 2006 |
| Bear Hug, 2/19 - 2/25/02 (7.38 MB) | The hackoff.com board considers George Wrobly's takeover proposal. | May 15, 2006 |
| Bear Hug, 2/19 - 2/25/02 (9.06 MB) | hackoff.com responds to the bear hug. | May 15, 2006 |
| In Play, 2/26 - 5/28/02 (7.68 MB) | hackoff.com and bankers Barcourt and Brotherson prepare to examine "strategic alternatives". | May 15, 2006 |
| In Play, 2/26 - 5/28/02 (4.86 MB) | Larry and Louise have dinner with banker Rachel and her boyfriend Ahmed. | May 15, 2006 |
| In Play, 2/26 - 5/28/02 (5.58 MB) | Dom describes his meetings with Microsoft and Oracle as potential acquirers of hackoff.com. | May 15, 2006 |
| In Play, 2/26 - 5/28/02 (6.83 MB) | Donna has a surprise for Larry. | May 15, 2006 |
| In Play, 2/26 - 5/28/02 (5.18 MB) | hackoff.com makes plans to outsource to Jenin Associates - not without some concerns. | May 15, 2006 |
| In Play, 2/26 - 5/28/02 (6.43 MB) | Rachel has a surprise for Larry. | May 15, 2006 |
| Ahmed's Business 4/4/03AM (4.63 MB) | Detective Cohen begins his interview of Ahmed Qali. | May 15, 2006 |
| Ahmed's Business 4/4/03AM (7.71 MB) | Detective Cohen's interview of Ahmed Qali continues with an examination of Ahmed's personal history. | May 15, 2006 |
| Ahmed's Business 4/4/03AM (6.49 MB) | Detective Cohen's interview of Ahmed Qali continues with an examination of Qali's past and current business. | May 15, 2006 |
| Ahmed's Business 4/4/03AM (5.53 MB) | Ahmed Qali describes his last meeting with Larry Lazard. Detective Cohen doesn't believe him. | May 15, 2006 |
| Ahmed's Business 4/4/03AM (7.1 MB) | Ahmed Qali explains to Detective Cohen why his fingerprints are on the gun found in Larry's office. Their interview concludes. | May 15, 2006 |
| You've Got Mail 4/4/03 PM (5.09 MB) | Detective Cohen and Dom Montain discuss backdoors. | May 15, 2006 |
| You've Got Mail 4/4/03 PM (5.06 MB) | Detective Cohen and Dom Montain's discussion switches from backdoors to VoIP. | May 15, 2006 |
| You've Got Mail 4/4/03 PM (4.02 MB) | Now it's Donna Langhorne's turn to discuss VoIP with Detective Mark Cohen. | May 15, 2006 |
| You've Got Mail 4/4/03 PM (5.09 MB) | Donna has an extraordinary piece of evidence she now feels she needs to show to Detective Cohen. | May 15, 2006 |
| You've Got Mail 4/4/03 PM (4.95 MB) | Detective Cohen and Donna Langhorne watch a video together but have a falling out. | May 15, 2006 |
| You've Got Mail 4/4/03 PM (4.98 MB) | Detective Mark Cohen and Rachel Roth meet in a midtown fern bar. | May 15, 2006 |
| You've Got Mail 4/4/03 PM (4.74 MB) | Detective Cohen and Rachel discuss the video of Ahmed's visit to Larry and Larry's very strange reaction to what should have been good news. | May 15, 2006 |
| You've Got Mail 4/4/03 PM (4.68 MB) | Dom is on the lam but sends email to his pursuer. | May 15, 2006 |
| Endgame 4/5-4/7/03 (4.27 MB) | From his hiding place, Dom watches the past. | May 15, 2006 |
| Endgame 4/5-4/7/03 (3.37 MB) | Dom hacks deep into the night. A search engine of his own invention sees site that Google will never see. | May 15, 2006 |
| Endgame 4/5-4/7/03 (2.65 MB) | Dom's international communication continues - but his local communication is suddenly disrupted. | May 15, 2006 |
| Endgame 4/5-4/7/03 (2.68 MB) | The mouse helps the lion. | May 15, 2006 |
| Endgame 4/5-4/7/03 (3.34 MB) | Dom has to go through a very tight place to get back into his comfort zone. | May 15, 2006 |
| Endgame 4/5-4/7/03 (4.31 MB) | There is a surprising revelation about Gotcha, the hack that Larry went to jail for. | May 15, 2006 |
| Endgame 4/5-4/7/03 (3.66 MB) | There IS sound to go with the video of Larry's office. | May 15, 2006 |
| Endgame 4/5-4/7/03 (4.07 MB) | Details of hackoff.com's defense against the antihack hostile takeover attempt emerge from Dom's audio. | May 15, 2006 |
| Endgame 4/5-4/7/03 (6.2 MB) | Donna Langhorne and her husband Francis are overheard hatching a new plan. | May 15, 2006 |
| Endgame 4/5-4/7/03 (5.85 MB) | Mark and Dom have a hypothetical discussion about mushrooms. | May 15, 2006 |
| Endgame 4/5-4/7/03 (8.84 MB) | We hear the audio of Ahmed returning the Lucite to Larry and giving him the good news about Yasir. But the meeting doesn't end well. | May 15, 2006 |
| Endgame 4/5-4/7/03 (4.91 MB) | This episode of hackoff.com is the conclusion. All is revealed! | May 15, 2006 |

