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Chett and Harry are two recently unemployed construction workers on their way to a weekend of beer, Southern Comfort, and frog gigging at their musty-rusted 1970's RV parked at their favorite hunting camp when they stumble on Bob, the mysterious, busty, burqa-clad, non-English speaking beauty just standing in the middle of nowhere on the side of dusty Nine Mile Cutoff in rural Bovina, Mississippi.


Then all hell breaks loose. Their favorite pond is missing. They're being chased by truck driving zombies, dirty cops, UFOs and other ne'er-do-wells. Someone stole Chett's jacked up Scottsdale four-by-four. Zombies are traipsing around their trailer, and crazy Uncle Crank is trying to feed them zombie chicken for dinner.



Aided by a classic computer nerd, a crazy man wielding a frying pan, and a space babe who gets nekkid any time someone turns out the lights, follow Chett and Harry as they battle their way across the rural countryside and ultimately save the world.



Why is their pond missing, and why did the Dodge of Death spring from the muddy crater left in its center? Who is Bob and why is she so good with shotguns? Why are they being chased by two really skinny, pale, bald, goatee-clad wierdos? What is the dirty county sheriff hiding? And will Chett and Harry ever make it out alive?

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By: David Slate
This story is well worth your time, and if you say you don't have time, then find some. It's one of only a couple of podcasts I've given to friends that every single person has loved it. It has something for everyone. You can't help but laugh out loud. It's great.

By: Rosanna
I admit to liking Zombie audio stories. For one, you don't have to look at them and they are notoriously bad actors. And in audio, thank goodness, they don't get that much air time. Humor is another thing. i avoid it because most of it falls flat or is too slap stick obvious. I prefer satire. But this book was really a surprising hoot. It might look like slapstick but I could hardly wait to hear more of those clever little one liners at a rapid fire pace. Very well crafted... and the narration itself is quite a performance. You can't help but love these redneck boys! They're just so much fun. Very entertaining. I would love to hear more. How about it?

By: Robin
Hi John, I thought I would add some more comments as I really, really, enjoyed Fried Green Zombies. I have listened to lots and lots of audiobooks (sci-fi) from podiobooks.com. Normally horror / zombie stories do not appeal to me but the way your story was promoted on podiobooks.com, I thought I would give it a go. When you talk about writing the story like a movie in your head, wow, that was the way I was listening to it! I could actually visualise the story just like a movie ? that?s why I think it would be great if it got picked up. Not all books that I listen to give me such a clear visual in my head, you have a great talent for descriptions. I will be looking out for any sequels. Regards, Robin

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