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    Clear Heart by Joe Cottonwood
    Fiction

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    Carpenters and craft, friendship and rivalry: Wally is building a mansion for a dot-com multimillionaire in the Silicon Valley of California. As the dot-com's stock keeps rising, the size of the house - and the owner's ego - keep growing. Wally and his colorful crew may be into something that's over their heads. When little guys work for bigshots, who gets nailed?

    From bungling to burglary, from demolishing concrete to racing beltsanders, from love of tools to falling in love, everyone will encounter Wally's Laws of Construction - or are they Laws of Life? Each house, it seems, is a miracle.

    Joe Cottonwood is a contractor in the Silicon Valley of California where he has been building houses - and fixing homes - for over 30 years. He is the author of FAMOUS POTATOES and other novels.


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    By: Joe Cottonwood
    Thanks, Mandarine - and a belated thanks to Goran, as well. As for the Paypal issue, never mind a donation - just buy the book, and then you'll have something to keep. The publishing process is slow agony, but pretty soon it will be available for orders from amazon or an autographed copy directly from me. But then I've been saying that for a month now, and the book still isn't out yet... Anyway, you have no idea how much these comments mean to me. Thank you from the bottom of my (sometimes clear) heart. On the news front, an Italian publisher is going to reissue my novel Famous Potatoes - in Italian - 30 years after its original appearance, and they've invited me to do a book tour in Italy during a Blues Festival there next May. I guess I have to pay my own way, but still, how cool is that? Springtime in Italy, and a blues festival, and a book tour. I've never even been to Europe. Time to fix that. So come to Italy next May, and we can say howdy.

    By: mandarine
    I have just finished listening to the book and I must say it had been some time since I last had smiled that much while commuting. You (and Susan, and all your fascinating characters) made those last three weeks of cycling between home, train station, and work, pure bliss. It was my first encounter with podiobooks (I have been a fan of LibriVox for some time), and I will certainly post a review on my blog to share my enthusiasm. English is not my first language, so I am not a very good judge of language sheen, but as far as story-telling and humour goes, I pictured you somewhere between P.G. Wodehouse and Mark Twain. P.S. I have been working on the restoration of my old French farmhouse for six years now, and I have found the house construction backdrop totally gripping. And I was immensely flattered when you mentioned my Milwaukee Sawzall among the tools that count - it was the first expensive tool I invested in when I started working on my house. P.P.S. I guess I will have to figure out how to revive my Paypal account soon. Or maybe I should order the book...

    By: Goran
    One of the better traditional fiction books I have read/listened to in recent memory. What it lacks in world ending disasters it more than makes up for in strong character development, a solid plot and most defiantly humor. Very glad to have listened to this book.

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Chapters


Title Description Date Created
Episode 1: Chapters 1, 2, and 3
(23.27 MB)
Wally gets nailed, and Juke catches an intruder.Oct 3, 2007
Episode 2: Chapters 4 and 5
(18.18 MB)
Wally has 15 minutes of unwanted fame, and Opal embarks on a mission.Oct 3, 2007
Episode 3: Chapters 6 and 7
(24.8 MB)
We meet Anton Krainer, boy wonder, his mistress Lenora from Gomorrah, and a preppie who is perched on a rooftop.Oct 3, 2007
Episode 4: Chapters 8, 9, and 10
(16.83 MB)
A meeting of uncute people, and Abe's first day of work.Oct 3, 2007
Episode 5: Chapters 11 and 12
(16.84 MB)
Of furbelow, seduction, and salvage.Oct 3, 2007
Episode 6: Chapters 13, 14, and 15
(22.04 MB)
Juke goes plumb and true, Abe builds a gazebo, and everybody races belt sanders.Oct 11, 2007
Episode 7: Chapters 16, 17, and 18
(26 MB)
Juke introduces Abe to tequila, and Opal introduces Wally to a new form of sex.Oct 21, 2007
Episode 8: Chapters 19 and 20
(18.41 MB)
Abe's graduation, and the uses of bat guanoOct 21, 2007
Episode 9: Chapters 21 and 22
(15.64 MB)
A burglar is burgled, and a great old nailgun transforms into a punchy young woman.Oct 21, 2007
Episode 10: Chapters 23 and 24
(19.81 MB)
A planet in virgin hands. A working-class kind of a guy. And Opal examines the 'ick'.Oct 21, 2007
Episode 11: Chapters 25 and 26
(14.75 MB)
Juke haunts Lenora. And something is haunting FrogGirl... Oct 24, 2007
Episode 12: Chapter 27
(19.27 MB)
In which we learn the proper use of a fork.Oct 31, 2007
Episode 13: Chapters 28 and 29
(22.8 MB)
Wally, the designated grown-up. Oct 31, 2007
Episode 14: Chapter 30
(22.11 MB)
In which a heart is cleared, at least for a while.Nov 5, 2007
Episode 15: Chapters 31 and 32
(26.37 MB)
Of watermelons thrown, conceived, or smashed.Nov 7, 2007
Episode 16: Chapters 33 and 34
(24.66 MB)
Don't have a hairy neck. I believe in handshakes. Tooth-brushing at home.Nov 13, 2007
Episode 17: Chapters 35, 36, and 37
(24.68 MB)
Crappy apologies.Nov 13, 2007
Episode 18: Chapters 38, 39, and 40
(18.48 MB)
The scent of concrete. Nov 23, 2007
Episode 19: Chapter 41
(20.52 MB)
Upon learning that one is not worth screwing.Nov 23, 2007
Episode 20: Chapter 42
(21.19 MB)
Everybody hates California. Why? I don't know. We just do.Nov 27, 2007
Episode 21: Chapters 43 and 44.
(17.48 MB)
At least they're clean...Dec 1, 2007
Episode 22: Chapters 45 and 46.
(25.55 MB)
Roof repair with a side of philosophy. Red light, green light. And a long journey begins.Dec 1, 2007
Episode 23: Chapter 47.
(23.25 MB)
A middle age kind of love.Dec 8, 2007
Episode 24: Chapter 48.
(30.44 MB)
Everybody's gotta choose their own neighborhood.Dec 9, 2007
Episode 25: Chapters 49, 50, and 51.
(18.65 MB)
Freudian crap. Sweet Jesus. A pubic hair, a proposal, and a ponytail.Dec 15, 2007
Episode 26: Chapters 52 and 53.
(25.65 MB)
The Archimedes Freak: Abe hugs a teddy bear, hires a vandal, plans his future, and reserves a right.Dec 15, 2007
Episode 27: Chapter 54.
(16.35 MB)
Who did this to you? Was it that awful man?Dec 21, 2007
Episode 28: Chapters 55, 56, and 57.
(24.31 MB)
Thirty gold coins.Dec 21, 2007
Episode 29: Chapters 58 and 59.
(19.2 MB)
The other planet.Dec 28, 2007
Episode 30: Chapters 60 and 61.
(25.97 MB)
Final inspection, not quite as planned: Of betrayal and bolts and buying at the body store.Jan 4, 2008
Episode 31: Chapters 62, 63, and 64.
(25.6 MB)
Death in the face.Jan 7, 2008
Episode 32 : Afterword.
(16.71 MB)
The complete song, a deleted scene, and bloopers.Jan 17, 2008