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Capitol Coven by Peter E. Abresch
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Ninety percent of the federal laws, resolutions, and appropriations pass or fail in the U. S. Congress by a handful of votes. When Alexander Judd stumbles upon the possibility of collusion in these votes, and sets out to investigate it, he quickly finds himself kidnapped by a trash-talking Elfy Cane. Who is wanted for murder. Cut the guy's heart out. Then, linked to Elfy by association, Alex finds the police are now after him. What more could a slightly out-of-shape widower ask? Well, falling in love with her wasn't one of them. Nor was having her fall into the clutches of the shadowy Church of the Dark Light, a secret coven meeting in the great building atop Jenkins Heights. Known today as Capitol Hill.

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By: per ove sleen
I know I'm not shit hot at writing english, but any idiot should see that is totally beside the point here. I assure you my Norwegian and German writing are better, but I guess it's beyond your competence to value that so I guess we're better off without... POSBy: Casey
It?s easy to criticize genre fiction as cliché or played, however labored the grammar of the critic may be. Genre fiction, by its very nature, is formulaic and methodic, whether written by an American or created in some other country. One doesn?t read or listen to a story like this to be overwhelmed by complexities. Capitol Coven is like warm fleece under a moonless sky. It?s comforting, and sometimes that is what one is seeking in their next read. The story is a fun ride with just enough twists, turns and topples to keep the pages turning? or the I-Pod shuffling as it were. There is no doubt it is a raw read, as are many in this FREE format. That someone would complain about a performance on a book they downloaded for absolutely nothing is absurd. But raw as it is, the listener quickly becomes accustomed to the delivery and gets to the business of enjoying the story. The characters are well drawn, the scenes move along nicely and the plot executes with timing and flair. Maybe the preceding foreigner should partake in an English class in the morning and take etiquette lessons after tea. After all, there are no substitutes for spelling and grammar skills, manners and courtesy.By: per ove sleen
This is simply not good enough to waist ones time on. The narrator tries to do different voices on the cast, but only have three different voices (normal, mickey mouse with a throat infection and the last one sounds like someone dying from cancer), so it gets very confusing since there is a lot more than three persons in the cast but only three identical voices. The story is total crap. We have heard this story a million times before. This is SO American. You find a safe recipe used millions of times before and just populate it with a bunch of typecasts and you're home free...booooooring and predictable as he#¤% Heard it before, seen it before. Soft man meats tough woman, and they hate each others guts. So it's just a question of time before they fu#¤&. Them two and an oldtimer pig alone against the world. The rest is just a matter of wading through it, you always know what's up next long time before it happens. Grand finale takes place in a devil worshipers den on capitol hill, with sneaks and witchcraft, sex orgies, human sacrifice and the whole nine yards.... Believe me, you don't wanna waist your time on this garbage. POS This author should seek a job in the American TV series factories. They need crap like this (they obviously never shoot anything else as this kind of boring and highly predictable shit).
Chapters
| Title | Description | Date Created |
| Episode 1, Chapters 1 thru 3 (28.67 MB) | Alexander Judd meets the trash-mouthed Elfy Cane and finds out she is wanted for murder. Cut the guy's heart out. And has to contend with a burly FBI agent. | Mar 26, 2008 |
| Episode 2, Chapters 4 thru 6 (35.67 MB) | Alex is coerced by an FBI agent to search a computer in a nobody's-home house, only to be interrupted by the cut-the-guy's-heart-out Elfy Cane, who kidnaps him. Just great. | Mar 26, 2008 |
| Episode 3, Chapter 7 thru 9 (30.54 MB) | When Alex finds out the FBI agent is bogus, he realizes those out to get Elfy are probably now after him, they join forces and round up supplies. | Mar 26, 2008 |
| Episode 4, Chapter 10 and 11 (25.27 MB) | Alex and Elfy hole up at an Annapolis hotel where Alex tries to break the password code on the DVDs and searches the Internet. | Mar 26, 2008 |
| Episode 5, Chapter 12 thru 14 (25.84 MB) | Alex and Elfy find out they are both wanted to for murder and beat it out of the hotel and try to hide themselves in plain sight. | Mar 26, 2008 |
| Episode 6, Chapter 15 thru 17 (32.37 MB) | Unable to break the password code on the DVDs, Alex and Elfy rent a car and track down the nt they have back in Washington, D. C. | Mar 26, 2008 |
| Episode 7, Chapter 18 thru 20 (31.93 MB) | Elfy and Alex, dressed as a couple of clowns, find the apartment of the phoney FBI agent, to find he's a Capitol cop, but then beat a retreat when a real FBI agent shows up. | Apr 4, 2008 |
| Episode 8, Chapter 21 thru 23 (36.32 MB) | Elfy returns home for the DVD passwords and Alex uses these to break open the data, but while he finds useful things--what Elfy's tattoo looks like--they still don't know who's after them or why. | Apr 4, 2008 |
| Episode 9, Chapter 24 thru 26 (31.45 MB) | Alex finds out the DVDs the answer, but in an Internet storage site he finds what he is looking for, something called the Church of the Dark Light. | Apr 16, 2008 |
| Episode 10, Chapter 27 thru 29 (29.17 MB) | Alex falls asleep and gets separated from Elfy, and then gets in major trouble when the bogus FBI agent who is really with the Church of the Dark Light. | Apr 16, 2008 |
| Episode 11, Chapter 30 thru 32 (34.6 MB) | Elfy saves Alex and they escape to the murdered man's apartment, they enjoy a steam bath, and then make love, only to be broken up by the bogus FBI agent invading the apartment. | Apr 16, 2008 |
| Episode 12, Chapter 33 thru 35 (28.54 MB) | Alex helps Elfy to sneak out and head for the Capitol to track down the coven while he is stuck with a real FBI agent who takes him to breakfast in the National Art Gallery. | Apr 20, 2008 |
| Episode 13, Chapter 36 thru 38 (31.59 MB) | Alex goes home, and FBI agent announcing all the data has been erased from his computer, then they find out the agent's car has been wired with a bomb meant to take them both out. | Apr 20, 2008 |
| Episode 14, Chapter 39 thru 40 (20.01 MB) | Alex enters the basement of the U. S. Capitol, finds Elfy's friend with his throat cut, and one of Elfy's shoes, and makes his way down into the Church of the Dark Light. | Apr 27, 2008 |
| Episode 15, Chapter 41 thru 43 (36.86 MB) | The last episode. Alex and Elfy get caught up in the satanic ritual of the coven which leads to the conclusion of Capitol Coven. Please email your comments of this novel to the author. | Apr 27, 2008 |


