Comments on: Dunkin the Vampire Slayer TWO http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/ News from the Staff of Podiobooks.com Sat, 20 Mar 2010 11:25:39 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Jennifer http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-279253 Jennifer Fri, 13 Mar 2009 20:56:21 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-279253 NOOOO! It's over. I'm going to have Devlin withdraw. These books are a riot! I listen to them while doing data entry and I'm surprised I haven't been fired yet for bursting out laughing. THANKS GREG! YOU ROCK! NOOOO! It’s over. I’m going to have Devlin withdraw.
These books are a riot! I listen to them while doing data entry and I’m surprised I haven’t been fired yet for bursting out laughing. THANKS GREG! YOU ROCK!

]]> By: Colin http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-271953 Colin Mon, 26 Jan 2009 20:46:50 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-271953 A complete pile of twaddle. I've enjoyed every minute of it and with only 45 minutes of it left I hope the next book is coming soon. Listening to this in the car has made my journeys to work and back pass in a flash. Thank you! A complete pile of twaddle. I’ve enjoyed every minute of it and with only 45 minutes of it left I hope the next book is coming soon. Listening to this in the car has made my journeys to work and back pass in a flash.

Thank you!

]]> By: donald http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-251514 donald Thu, 27 Nov 2008 03:23:38 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-251514 Dude this book kicks ass man PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ keep them comeing Dude this book kicks ass man PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ keep them comeing

]]> By: Greg http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-251395 Greg Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:03:58 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-251395 And that's all, folks! Just uploaded the final chapters of Dunkin II. They'll be available when Evo Checks 'em for errors. My Thanksgiving offering. Enjoy! CYA! And that’s all, folks! Just uploaded the final chapters of Dunkin II. They’ll be available when Evo Checks ‘em for errors. My Thanksgiving offering. Enjoy! CYA!

]]> By: Greg http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-251287 Greg Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:20:23 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-251287 Oaken! Big 'Double Har!' for the kind words. And you can't find my crap because I rate it XXX-super-explicit-unfit-fer-decent-folk. I do that because I think it's funny. Plus, it insures only the good people can find my work. Oaken! Big ‘Double Har!’ for the kind words. And you can’t find my crap because I rate it XXX-super-explicit-unfit-fer-decent-folk. I do that because I think it’s funny. Plus, it insures only the good people can find my work.

]]> By: Oaken http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-251285 Oaken Tue, 25 Nov 2008 21:54:49 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-251285 This is one of the funniest and best read book on here. Don't take my word on it just download a few chapters! HAR! BTW i think there is a bug in the search on podiobooks because "dunkin" doesnt find anything. This is one of the funniest and best read book on here. Don’t take my word on it just download a few chapters! HAR!

BTW i think there is a bug in the search on podiobooks because “dunkin” doesnt find anything.

]]> By: Greg Crites http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-241292 Greg Crites Tue, 28 Oct 2008 00:11:16 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-241292 I'm drinkin' JD right now. It helps unlimber the pinky finger when typing more long strings of offensive words in the active creation of additional novelistic nonsense. Thank's JD! Tell all yer pals. I'm goin' global...when I sober up. DEVLIN II...HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!!! PAY CLOSE ATTENTION!!! ...haven't started recording it. HAR! Tricked ya. It's pranks like that that illustrate my deep and abiding affection for all the fans. The Hack I’m drinkin’ JD right now. It helps unlimber the pinky finger when typing more long strings of offensive words in the active creation of additional novelistic nonsense. Thank’s JD! Tell all yer pals. I’m goin’ global…when I sober up. DEVLIN II…HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT!!! PAY CLOSE ATTENTION!!! …haven’t started recording it. HAR! Tricked ya. It’s pranks like that that illustrate my deep and abiding affection for all the fans. The Hack

]]> By: JD of the Dirty South http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-241070 JD of the Dirty South Mon, 27 Oct 2008 14:46:48 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-241070 This series is definitely in my top 5! I told all of my geek friends about it - they luv it too! I am hooked - will be needn my fix pretty soon This series is definitely in my top 5! I told all of my geek friends about it – they luv it too! I am hooked – will be needn my fix pretty soon

]]> By: Greg http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-240491 Greg Sat, 25 Oct 2008 19:10:41 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-240491 Hey, no complainin' to The Hack. I posted several episodes last Wednesday and they apparently became entwined with other files due to some cyberian digital hiccup. Anyway, it ain't my fault; they should release soon. So none a yer whining unless ya want to buy me a beer or bow-up for some recreational mayhem. CYA! The Hack Hey, no complainin’ to The Hack. I posted several episodes last Wednesday and they apparently became entwined with other files due to some cyberian digital hiccup. Anyway, it ain’t my fault; they should release soon. So none a yer whining unless ya want to buy me a beer or bow-up for some recreational mayhem. CYA! The Hack

]]> By: Greg http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-238514 Greg Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:22:41 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-238514 Yet another deluded reader from an unsuspecting country falls prey to the.... nonsense. HAR! It's spreadin' like the jaws of a huge wrench in a nut factory. Lasse, big thanks for the shout out! And hey, check out the video promo for Devlin Abnormal Investigations, Case File: Cleft Behind. It's right here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvAywaTMacE Yet another deluded reader from an unsuspecting country falls prey to the…. nonsense. HAR! It’s spreadin’ like the jaws of a huge wrench in a nut factory. Lasse, big thanks for the shout out! And hey, check out the video promo for Devlin Abnormal Investigations, Case File: Cleft Behind. It’s right here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvAywaTMacE

]]> By: Lasse in Denmark http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-237822 Lasse in Denmark Mon, 20 Oct 2008 01:12:45 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-237822 Dude.. Devlin has to be the biggest asshole on this planet.. keep em comin´ Dude.. Devlin has to be the biggest asshole on this planet.. keep em comin´

]]> By: Greg http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-235417 Greg Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:31:41 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-235417 Ha!Ha!Ha!...cough...hack... Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!... choke...spit...snort... I'm laughing my bung into a knot here, Dubba. That line's going viral. It's gonna be everywhere...and it's dang funny. Thanks for cracking me up today! The Hack Ha!Ha!Ha!…cough…hack… Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!… choke…spit…snort…
I’m laughing my bung into a knot here, Dubba. That line’s going viral. It’s gonna be everywhere…and it’s dang funny. Thanks for cracking me up today! The Hack

]]> By: Dubba http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-235395 Dubba Tue, 14 Oct 2008 11:25:57 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-235395 Greg Crites is the finest writer on earth. He's original. I want to bear his children. If I were a fine redhead example of the feminine persuasion... Greg Crites is the finest writer on earth. He’s original. I want to bear his children. If I were a fine redhead example of the feminine persuasion…

]]> By: Greg Crites http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-234278 Greg Crites Sun, 12 Oct 2008 00:31:35 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-234278 Thomas in Korea!!! Ching, Chang, Chong, minniepogibodiska toxonmissiongay! HAR! I know that isn't Korean, but it sounds funny when you say it out loud. Hell, I ain't even mastered English yet! I been using that Rosetta Rosary Stone to pick up some Spanish. I learned the word, cerveza; so I'm getting some useful stuff from my two hours of study. Thanks for the purchase—and the comments! Zane is my funniest book ever...I think. Screw everybody else...no...wait...I'm supposed to be a nicer person. I've been told by my media image consultant that I'm an asshole. That I would have more fans if I just stopped before making a crude statement. Maybe try and write a romance novel, something uplifting for my fellow humanoids... I ain't payin' that harebrained, lily-lipped, squinch-eyed, image-enhancin', rat bastard. As far as the open comment thing...hell, I thought it was open! I'm about twelve orders of magnitude better writer than webmaster. I get mucking around in the back-end, elbow-deep into the css and myphp, and there ain't no 'string theory' yet postulated to accurately divine just how bad I'm gonna screw things up. You can subscribe to clodcast on iTunes, but I've been considering adding direct links to the files so you can download from there. But ya know what'll happen. I'll get those working and I'll screw something else up in the process. Anyway, thanks, thomas; and I can add another country—South Korea to my worldwide base of feeble-minded fans. Now if I could just get Sinanju over on the North Side. Thomas in Korea!!! Ching, Chang, Chong, minniepogibodiska toxonmissiongay! HAR! I know that isn’t Korean, but it sounds funny when you say it out loud. Hell, I ain’t even mastered English yet! I been using that Rosetta Rosary Stone to pick up some Spanish. I learned the word, cerveza; so I’m getting some useful stuff from my two hours of study.

Thanks for the purchase—and the comments! Zane is my funniest book ever…I think. Screw everybody else…no…wait…I’m supposed to be a nicer person. I’ve been told by my media image consultant that I’m an asshole. That I would have more fans if I just stopped before making a crude statement. Maybe try and write a romance novel, something uplifting for my fellow humanoids… I ain’t payin’ that harebrained, lily-lipped, squinch-eyed, image-enhancin’, rat bastard.

As far as the open comment thing…hell, I thought it was open! I’m about twelve orders of magnitude better writer than webmaster. I get mucking around in the back-end, elbow-deep into the css and myphp, and there ain’t no ’string theory’ yet postulated to accurately divine just how bad I’m gonna screw things up. You can subscribe to clodcast on iTunes, but I’ve been considering adding direct links to the files so you can download from there. But ya know what’ll happen. I’ll get those working and I’ll screw something else up in the process.

Anyway, thanks, thomas; and I can add another country—South Korea to my worldwide base of feeble-minded fans. Now if I could just get Sinanju over on the North Side.

]]> By: Thomas in Korea http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-234245 Thomas in Korea Sat, 11 Oct 2008 15:02:20 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-234245 Hey, Greg! You are one funny MothoFo!! I'm in the middle of Dunkin I and have considered swearing off drinking while listening to your book. Not a chance in hell! About the fifth time I had to wipe beer off my monitor, I just accepted it as the price I pay to listen to your books. :) So, kudos aside, I visited your website and was unable to create an account. However, I did manage to purchase your crazy novel about the comedian adventurer. I'll just bump this down to a new paragraph because it doesn't quite follow the kudos part. Greg, if you want more interest and input and feedback, etc. Unlock your website! Make your Cloudcast show downloadable and allow visitors to contact you or comment without having to create an account! :) Cheers, Thomas in Korea Hey, Greg!

You are one funny MothoFo!! I’m in the middle of Dunkin I and have considered swearing off drinking while listening to your book. Not a chance in hell! About the fifth time I had to wipe beer off my monitor, I just accepted it as the price I pay to listen to your books. :)

So, kudos aside, I visited your website and was unable to create an account. However, I did manage to purchase your crazy novel about the comedian adventurer. I’ll just bump this down to a new paragraph because it doesn’t quite follow the kudos part.

Greg, if you want more interest and input and feedback, etc. Unlock your website! Make your Cloudcast show downloadable and allow visitors to contact you or comment without having to create an account! :)

Cheers,
Thomas in Korea

]]> By: Greg Crites http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-233157 Greg Crites Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:43:31 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-233157 Who are you, redheaded beauty? Email me, I'm so lonely. Let's go on picnics, stare into each others eyes, take long walks, plan vacations, cuddle, let me rub your feet....ooops! I thought I was writing my profile for ematchupharmonialize.com got carried away! My username is Flabio, if yer lookin' for a love connection. HAR! OK, funny post! PETER!!! I'm tellin ya!! (Just imagine a Rodney Dangerfield voice there) Great to hear from ya. Glad yer enjoying my rigamarole. Appreciate the comments, and the luuuuv. Just uploaded a couple of my favorite episodes, Special FX On a Limited Budget and Crouching Vampire, Broken Bottle. You want sick—I deliver. Who are you, redheaded beauty? Email me, I’m so lonely. Let’s go on picnics, stare into each others eyes, take long walks, plan vacations, cuddle, let me rub your feet….ooops! I thought I was writing my profile for ematchupharmonialize.com got carried away! My username is Flabio, if yer lookin’ for a love connection. HAR! OK, funny post!

PETER!!! I’m tellin ya!! (Just imagine a Rodney Dangerfield voice there) Great to hear from ya. Glad yer enjoying my rigamarole. Appreciate the comments, and the luuuuv. Just uploaded a couple of my favorite episodes, Special FX On a Limited Budget
and Crouching Vampire, Broken Bottle. You want sick—I deliver.

]]> By: Redheaded Beauty http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-232811 Redheaded Beauty Tue, 07 Oct 2008 21:11:31 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-232811 Greg Crites is the finest writer on earth. He's original. I want to bear his children. Greg Crites is the finest writer on earth. He’s original. I want to bear his children.

]]> By: Peter http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-232578 Peter Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:02:05 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-232578 I am loving this series so far. The chapters can't come quickly enough and I'm going to have to start listening to everything you write all over again just to tide me over! After listening to Crusade I am convinced that you are one sick man; a very skilled writer, great story teller, and seriously funny sick man. I actually don't mind being in traffic and stopping at red lights when I'm listening to your books. Keep them coming! I am loving this series so far. The chapters can’t come quickly enough and I’m going to have to start listening to everything you write all over again just to tide me over! After listening to Crusade I am convinced that you are one sick man; a very skilled writer, great story teller, and seriously funny sick man. I actually don’t mind being in traffic and stopping at red lights when I’m listening to your books. Keep them coming!

]]> By: Greg Crites http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-229045 Greg Crites Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:12:35 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-229045 Jason! Music to my cauliflower'd ears, sir! Heh! It's love and cash and rum, that fuels this scribbling bum. Har! Poetry is my true calling. And flowers, and picnics, and walks in the park, and cuddling. Acchk... choked. I'm writing some kinda nonsense until my liver gives out, or somebody gives me a check to cease and desist. Jason! Music to my cauliflower’d ears, sir! Heh! It’s love and cash and rum, that fuels this scribbling bum. Har! Poetry is my true calling. And flowers, and picnics, and walks in the park, and cuddling. Acchk… choked. I’m writing some kinda nonsense until my liver gives out, or somebody gives me a check to cease and desist.

]]> By: Jason http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/comment-page-1/#comment-228884 Jason Thu, 25 Sep 2008 12:27:56 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/08/27/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer-two/#comment-228884 Never have i enjoyed a series of books like i have the Dunkin the Vampire Slayer! I hope your fans will never let you stop writing these wonderfully hilarious books! PLEASE keep them comin'! Never have i enjoyed a series of books like i have the Dunkin the Vampire Slayer! I hope your fans will never let you stop writing these wonderfully hilarious books! PLEASE keep them comin’!

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