Comments on: Dunkin the Vampire Slayer http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/07/23/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer/ News from the Staff of Podiobooks.com Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:54:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3 By: The Hack http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/07/23/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer/#comment-235206 The Hack Mon, 13 Oct 2008 21:12:23 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/07/23/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer/#comment-235206 Gail, Barry, Nigel, Octopon, Chris and The Mighty Bee Lady!!! I missed all these. I got too much going on... or maybe I should cut back on the rum. No, then I'd never get anything new written. OK, let's see... what the heck was I here for? Oh, yeah! HUGE thanks for the comments, kind words, and confirmation that my attempts to make ya laugh were in some part successful. Always great to hear, and keep enjoying my nonsense! The Hack Gail, Barry, Nigel, Octopon, Chris and The Mighty Bee Lady!!! I missed all these. I got too much going on… or maybe I should cut back on the rum. No, then I’d never get anything new written. OK, let’s see… what the heck was I here for? Oh, yeah! HUGE thanks for the comments, kind words, and confirmation that my attempts to make ya laugh were in some part successful. Always great to hear, and keep enjoying my nonsense! The Hack

]]> By: The Bee Lady http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/07/23/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer/#comment-223842 The Bee Lady Sun, 14 Sep 2008 04:09:39 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/07/23/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer/#comment-223842 It's an extremely strange collection of characters, but they make for a great story. I'm not sure why I like it but I do. It does seem to sort of grow on you. Even the really bad one-line jokes! It’s an extremely strange collection of characters, but they make for a great story. I’m not sure why I like it but I do. It does seem to sort of grow on you. Even the really bad one-line jokes!

]]> By: Chris http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/07/23/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer/#comment-211384 Chris Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:06:33 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/07/23/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer/#comment-211384 Greg's books have really grown on me. The first one I listened to I nearly deleted, but my how things have changed. It turns out Greg is highly creative and one of the best entertainers on Podiobooks. Greg’s books have really grown on me. The first one I listened to I nearly deleted, but my how things have changed. It turns out Greg is highly creative and one of the best entertainers on Podiobooks.

]]> By: Octopon http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/07/23/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer/#comment-203765 Octopon Sat, 02 Aug 2008 04:54:03 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/07/23/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer/#comment-203765 I'm so stoked to see this! I loved your other two books, and I'm downloading this now. I'm a cheap, unemployed bastard, so I can't buy your stuff right now. I’m so stoked to see this! I loved your other two books, and I’m downloading this now. I’m a cheap, unemployed bastard, so I can’t buy your stuff right now.

]]> By: Greg Crites http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/07/23/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer/#comment-201350 Greg Crites Sun, 27 Jul 2008 15:41:24 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/07/23/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer/#comment-201350 Heh! Heh! I'm supposed to be down south building a cedar hot tub playroom, but a bunch of you GREAT fans bought .pdf downloads and uh...the technical wizard...eh...who set up the autodownloadthingamabob appears to have erred. I ain't saying who that was. Anywho, big thanks to all! -----Here's a promo for the Dunkin series. Just when you thought it was safe to read again.... When you were sure every other book on the Barnes and Noble shelf was not about lust-driven vampires with Brad Pitt’s body, Johnny Depp’s personality, and Sean Connery’s voice, seducing the poor single girl at home eating yogurt and stroking her cat.... The Trilogy You Hoped Would Never Be Written.... DUNKIN, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER Something Porcine This Way Comes DUNKIN THE VAMPIRE SLAYER II Death Rides A Pale, Pink, Porcine Horse *DUNKIN THE VAMPIRE SLAYER III It Ain’t Over Til The Porcine Man Stings *—coming just as soon as I sober up and hire someone to paint the cover. Dunkin A 450 pound vampire slayer who must eat or turn into a vampire himself. He calls his blubber, veinarmor. Devlin An alcoholic detective with a foul disposition. Ash A short, wide, timber framer who lays down for no one, not even ugly vampires. An accidental meeting changes all of their lives as they pursue a High Council vampire all the way to Brazil and up the Amazon. Nice stuff people not related to, or sleeping with, the author have said about the series: ... a masterful blend of humor and horror... ... this trilogy will stand the test of time... ... Swiftian storytelling! ... no one writes like this. There’s something wrong with Crites... The Amazon, Nepal, France, Australia, Italy, these three are on a quest that spans the globe. A quest to rid the earth of the bloodsuckers and find a cure for that nasty vampire blood. Heh! Heh! I’m supposed to be down south building a cedar hot tub playroom, but a bunch of you GREAT fans bought .pdf downloads and uh…the technical wizard…eh…who set up the autodownloadthingamabob appears to have erred. I ain’t saying who that was.
Anywho, big thanks to all! —–Here’s a promo for the Dunkin series.

Just when you thought it was safe to read again….

When you were sure every other book on the Barnes and Noble shelf was not about lust-driven vampires with Brad Pitt’s body, Johnny Depp’s personality, and Sean Connery’s voice, seducing the poor single girl at home eating yogurt and stroking her cat….

The Trilogy You Hoped Would Never Be Written….

DUNKIN, THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Something Porcine This Way Comes

DUNKIN THE VAMPIRE SLAYER II
Death Rides A Pale, Pink, Porcine Horse

*DUNKIN THE VAMPIRE SLAYER III
It Ain’t Over Til The Porcine Man Stings

*—coming just as soon as I sober up and hire someone to paint the cover.

Dunkin

A 450 pound vampire slayer who must eat or turn into a vampire himself. He calls his blubber, veinarmor.

Devlin

An alcoholic detective with a foul disposition.

Ash

A short, wide, timber framer who lays down for no one, not even ugly vampires.

An accidental meeting changes all of their lives as they pursue a High Council vampire all the way to Brazil and up the Amazon.

Nice stuff people not related to, or sleeping with, the author have said about the series:

… a masterful blend of humor and horror…

… this trilogy will stand the test of time…

… Swiftian storytelling!

… no one writes like this. There’s something wrong with Crites…

The Amazon, Nepal, France, Australia, Italy, these three are on a quest that spans the globe. A quest to rid the earth of the bloodsuckers and find a cure for that nasty vampire blood.

]]> By: Nigel L http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/07/23/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer/#comment-201101 Nigel L Sat, 26 Jul 2008 08:45:02 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/07/23/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer/#comment-201101 Brilliant. Can't speak highly enough of the entertainment that these novels give me. Really really enjoying them. Brilliant. Can’t speak highly enough of the entertainment that these novels give me. Really really enjoying them.

]]> By: Barry Bounous http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/07/23/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer/#comment-200900 Barry Bounous Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:49:48 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/07/23/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer/#comment-200900 The fact that I like this so much is probably a good sign that I have brain damage. Thanks!!! The fact that I like this so much is probably a good sign that I have brain damage. Thanks!!!

]]> By: Gail http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/07/23/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer/#comment-200480 Gail Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:02:23 +0000 http://www.podiobooks.com/blog/2008/07/23/dunkin-the-vampire-slayer/#comment-200480 Hey! I read this already! The pleasure of listening awaits me. Hey! I read this already! The pleasure of listening awaits me.

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